Author: Sárie (_sarie)
Fandom: LoTR RPS
Disclaimer: I do not own these boys. I wish I did. That would be the loveliest thing in the world. Nor do I own Spongebob or anything Spongebob related. Ok. That's a lie. I have quite a few articles of clothing with Spongebob on them, but that's it! Oh, and that toy from BurgerKing. But, really! That's it!
Archived: Any communities/groups it's posted to. My writing journal (_sarie). If you want it, let me know. I'd feel special.
Summary: I was folding my new Spongebob nightshirts I bought for my trip (haha) and this little snippet popped into my head. I wanted to get it down before I forgot it.
Notes: I couldn't come up with a name for this fic, so thus, it has the lamest title ever. Apologies.
"Elijah.. What's that?" Dominic glanced at him curiously.
"What does it look like, mate? It's a pair of boxers."
"But, Lij. It's covered in little sponges!"
Elijah mock-gasps. "Those are NOT little sponges! Those are little Spongbob Squarepants..es."
"Uhh.. Who's that, Lij?"
Elijah sits on the edge of the bed and pulls Dom close to him.
"Well, Dom. I'm going to tell you a little story."
Dom snuggles close as Elijah starts in a singsong voice, "Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Spongebob Squarepants.."